It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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