I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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