I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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