I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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