do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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