Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
In America we eat man semen.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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