I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
dude. I can hear the air.
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