Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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