So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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