You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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