Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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