love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
