Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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