My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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