i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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