She's JV to your varsity
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I had to cum in my sink.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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