Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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