The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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