i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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