i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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