Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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