i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
