I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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