I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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