Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Girls should come with a carfax report
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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