She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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