her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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