So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I would fuck him just for his dog
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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