I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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