Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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