VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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