He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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