I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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