Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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