let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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