How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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