Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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