Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
