If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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