hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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