so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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