Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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