So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Randomize
