You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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