I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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