idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
All the doctor said was why
try to milk me bitch
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