Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
this boner is exhausting
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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