i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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