Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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