You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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