He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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