I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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