no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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