Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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