She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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