i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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