You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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