I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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