"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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