so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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