This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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