please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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