She said her name was "party"
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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